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Saturday, February 1, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen.. I Present the Ultimate Online Dating Profile!

I really don’t have anytime to date because I workout constantly thru out the day. Weight lifting starts at 3am, then I run 18 miles every day and unicycle at least 5 miles while throwing Frisbees with my loyal and cute 3 dogs and a cat. The cat is the best Frisbee catcher.. My morning exercise regiment ends about 2pm and I get to work at 2:30pm. I only worked until 4:30 because my company is so impressed with my fitness regiment (Because I just have to look good) they pay me for 8 hours work when I only do 2. But it really doesn’t stop there because I have a stand up desk in which I power walk on a treadmill while working and talking to clients. How cool is that!!!

At 5pm I am back at the Gym teaching my Aerobics class followed then by my Martial art's regiment at night. I study 15 different self defense and fighting styles simultaneously.. I usually get home at Midnight and fast forward thru all my favorite DVR’d TV shows in 2 hours cuz Im cool like that. (Love that Dancing with the Stars!)

At 2am I take all my Vitamins with bottled water (In which I recycle the plastic) and finally go to bed just to start it all over again at 3am.

Since I have a strict vegan diet and don’t have much time for shopping, I have a mobile self contained eco system with fish and a hydroponic garden on a trailer. I always have fresh vegetables and fruits everywhere I go. My car is a (Go Green) Toyota Prius’ with My World Peace and Yes We Can Obama sticker proudly displayed. The huge car batteries that I go thru every other year for maintenance concerns me with polluting the environment, but I found Joe the mechanic who charges me a great price..Just $4000.00 which is a steal to change them out. Plus he says he proudly recycles the batteries and he is very nice. I saw the sticker on his door so I trust him… He does need to lose some weight and work out.. I worry about the people in my life you know..

On Sunday, I sit next to waterfall on rose pedal leaves and meditate in the midst of humming birds, deer and fuzzy bunny rabbits.. I don’t go to church because everyone knows there isn’t really a God.. besides its all about me anyway..

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