I really don’t have anytime to date because I workout constantly thru
out the day. Weight lifting starts at 3am, then I run 18 miles every
day and unicycle at least 5 miles while throwing Frisbees with my
loyal and cute 3 dogs and a cat. The cat is the best Frisbee catcher..
My morning exercise regiment ends about 2pm and I get to work at
2:30pm. I only worked until 4:30 because my company is so impressed
with my fitness regiment (Because I just have to look good) they pay
me for 8 hours work when I only do 2. But it really doesn’t stop there
because I have a stand up desk in which I power walk on a treadmill
while working and talking to clients. How cool is that!!!
At 5pm I am back at the Gym teaching my Aerobics class followed then
by my Martial art's regiment at night. I study 15 different self
defense and fighting styles simultaneously.. I usually get home at
Midnight and fast forward thru all my favorite DVR’d TV shows in 2
hours cuz Im cool like that. (Love that Dancing with the Stars!)
At 2am I take all my Vitamins with bottled water (In which I recycle
the plastic) and finally go to bed just to start it all over again at
3am.
Since I have a strict vegan diet and don’t have much time for
shopping, I have a mobile self contained eco system with fish and a
hydroponic garden on a trailer. I always have fresh vegetables and
fruits everywhere I go. My car is a (Go Green) Toyota Prius’ with My
World Peace and Yes We Can Obama sticker proudly displayed. The huge car
batteries that I go thru every other year for maintenance concerns me
with polluting the environment, but I found Joe the mechanic who
charges me a great price..Just $4000.00 which is a steal to change
them out. Plus he says he proudly recycles the batteries and he is
very nice. I saw the sticker on his door so I trust him… He does
need to lose some weight and work out.. I worry about the people in my
life you know..
On Sunday, I sit next to waterfall on rose pedal leaves and meditate
in the midst of humming birds, deer and fuzzy bunny rabbits.. I don’t
go to church because everyone knows there isn’t really a God.. besides
its all about me anyway..
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